It may seem that this is just a normal puppy sleeping on a deck- but if only you knew the truth.
Here he is gnawing on the carcass of one of his victims. It is an already-dead, maggot-infested walleye that washed up on shore. We smelled it long before we saw it. And him.
Here he is on his Royal Chaise Lounge. Imitating Uncle Mike.
Here Gryffindor is using his supersonic alien speed to befuddle his humans.
He is exhausted in this picture, and we were able to see past his trickery. However, the truth was yet to come.
This picture says it all. This is his true identity. Look in his eyes. Griff is really an alien from the planet Zorgon. He is here to collect puppy treats for warship fuel, so he can take over the universe. He has four main weapons: Cuteness Ray, mind control, CDH (Curious Dog Head), and the Jaws of Death.
Beware the Puppy!!!!! 
Special guest blog by Leah Wallach
Why is he on my chair?
ReplyDeleteHe is on your chair because he is an all powerful alien being and that is what he does.
ReplyDeleteWas he on my chair before or after he was eating the rotten fish?
ReplyDeleteExcellent story line and very good alien subject.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the young blogger.
EAC
Kudos to the guest blogger. I look forward to reading her first novel and memoirs. :)
ReplyDeletein reply to mw:
ReplyDeleteHe was on your chair before and after the fish eating incident. Don't worry, it rained afterwords.
to EAC and Stef:
ReplyDeleteThank you for the compliments, he does make a good alien doesn't he ?
If he is an all powerful alien being, why does he have the name of a troll?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure he is not actually the deadly alien Xenu?
Gryffindor is not the name of a troll.
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